Does anyone else hope that soon someone will discover that the jamster ringtones, (Crazy Frog, Sweety, and the like) have subliminal messages that make you want to kill yourself? Its more likely than Judas Priest was, surely.
Honestly, I had to visit the DHSS, and I heard two phones let loose the audio pollution of crazy frog in about ten minutes, surely, if you are in the DHSS offices applying for ANYTHING, you certainly should NOT have 3 pounds spare to destroy MY air with that soul destroying sonar fug, grrr.
Anyway, in a spirit of art imitating life, here's my jolly link:
http://www.headstaggers.com/?shoe=flash&moo=show&id=22
Warning, as with virtually everything I do say, recommend or even think about, NSFW.
TOP TIP: De-stalk your iceberg lettuce by bashing it (stalk-down) on the table. Your stalk will fall out in one piece, leaving handfuls of lovely lettuce for a nice salad.
So, dont say I don't do anything for the health nuts in the world!
Honestly, I had to visit the DHSS, and I heard two phones let loose the audio pollution of crazy frog in about ten minutes, surely, if you are in the DHSS offices applying for ANYTHING, you certainly should NOT have 3 pounds spare to destroy MY air with that soul destroying sonar fug, grrr.
Anyway, in a spirit of art imitating life, here's my jolly link:
http://www.headstaggers.com/?shoe=flash&moo=show&id=22
Warning, as with virtually everything I do say, recommend or even think about, NSFW.
TOP TIP: De-stalk your iceberg lettuce by bashing it (stalk-down) on the table. Your stalk will fall out in one piece, leaving handfuls of lovely lettuce for a nice salad.
So, dont say I don't do anything for the health nuts in the world!
posted by SenseofTumour at 7:27 AM
1 Comments:
And how would you know if that lettuce thing works eh? I would just imagine that you would end up with a crushed iceberg... ;)
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