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Dammit, who's clicking these damn ads and ecouraging those idiots to place MORE ads? You don't get much for free, you know, even if it really does say so in an ugly, garish, flashing font.

That, or it's all true and its the reason I seem to be the last man alive without one, bah. I just can't bring myself to stomp a spider or hit 20 puppies with a frying pan. How about 'disembowel a Carphone Warehouse employee using only a bowling ball?' I'd PLAY that game! It has to be a bowling ball, anything sharper would end the game too quickly.

Time Trumpet

is something I'm thoroughly looking forward to, as Armando Iannucci's been off screen for far too long, if you don't know the name, he's been quite 'behind the scenes' in many successful comedy shows for BBC2 and Channel 4, but he can be a little dark for some, being of the Chris Morris School of humour. You might remember him from the 'Saturday night Armastice' back around 'Fist of Fun' time.

The basic idea is another 'I love 1982' kinda series, except they'll be looking back on the years 2007-2030, being set in 2031.

Oh and in case I haven't sent all of you there before DO try some 'Red Meat'

Rumour Mill, 'Preacher' may be getting picked up for an HBO series. Brave or foolhardy, we shall see.

Love and hate...

Firstly , world...
That poor guy that had his romantic poetry leaked on the net and is now getting called 'sad' and his chances are completely wrecked... exactly how is trying to be romantic sad? Yes out of context anyone's romantic attempts can look hopelessly floundering, but to be the willing recipient changes things hugely. I say good luck to the guy!

To balance things out, Charlie Brooker returns with a new series of 'Screen Wipe' on BBC4 with a whole new set of tirades on everything that is pointless about TV, and the occasional piece of praise for the rare nugget of brilliance, I thoroughly implore you to give him a chance!

the joy of him texting in to some satellite 'psychic advice network' with questions was purest pleasure 'and here's a text from Charlie B, 'How can I become less gullible?' to which they advise him to keep soemthing blue and something yellow nearby at all times. Duh.