Big Brother..oh dear

Couldn't help myself, I did take a look at the new collection or desperate fame hunters this time around, and my god, I dont actually believe there is a single likable one in there. I Fully admit to watching older series, if they were on, and nothing better was, which was sadly very true on many evenings, but this time, words fail me...well I doubt they will, actually, give me time!

I truly think what they should do is randomly select a dozen people from all the applicant, not based on who the selection board think we want to see naked, or who is most likely to say 'fuck' a lot, or people with 'interesting' views.. Yes, I do mean the Chris Eubank clone, with his ridiculous accent and his love of fox hunting, and the 'witch'. I've met a few witch types online that I've chatted to, and for a start, they dont go on and on about, in fact, its taken a while for me to find out, not because they are embarassed or anything, its purely because they are not desperate for attention. Its more a religion and nature thing, and like most people's religion, unless you have 666 tattooed on your face and have a headless chicken in one hand, most people won't know until they get to know you. At the same time, it goes to prove, you CAN mock other people's beliefs, so long as they are not popular ones, or ones that have suicide bombers or Jihads attached to them. For me essentially, I believe everyone is responsible for their own actions, and that includes me typing this, and you cant blame your chosen god if you decide you're going to be a complete twat to everyone else on this earth your whole life. Wouldnt it be nice though, if for the next Big Brother, they chose 12 people at random, instead of the usual 10 glammy clubbers willing to drop their clothing at the drop of a lens cap, and 2 freakshows to make it interesting for those that watch it with both hands outside their pants?

Again I say..BAH!

Food

Just a lil tip, if you are in Redhill and sick of McDs, or you just cant actually get IN because of the hordes of chavs lurking around, the males of the species managing to smoke and swear at the same time, an amazing breakthrough in chav multitasking, and the girls with their earrings dangling around the hems of their skirts, usually about an inch under the fallopian tubes. A lil tip btw, its quite hard to blame your school for getting pregnant if you're never actually there, being too busy smoking outsde McD's, but that is another rant far too big for today, but basically my tip is, STOP FUCKING. ( if your mother is getting child benefit, can you claim it too for yours? hmmm) Dammit, now I'm going to have to say more, for instance, if you really must indulge in sex before the legal age (who am I kidding, its sex before they leave middle school now) I'd suggest trying foreplay, contraception, anything...foreplay? a chav doing something for someone else? contraception, spending money on stuff besides tesco value food, ringtones and Mayfair cigs? Just dont bring any more kids in at your age, and I'm being nice, because its not fair on you, and its not fair on your kids, thats all. I'm not being unfair, I'm sure they all love their kids, but....wouldnt it have been nice to wait until after school, maybe be in a relationship, have a father around for them, etc etc...

Anyway, what I was GOING to say, was I popped into Wetherspoons on a flush day, as they dont play music, they dont get as infested as some pubs in Redhill. *COUGH* abbot *COUGH*
and, I thought I'm feeling flush, ordered the mixed grill. £5.35, steak, sausage, 2 pork chops, lamb chop, and gammon steak...and chips...and they offered me salad or peas...and I managed not to hit anyone,as they'd already said I could have lotsa meat. Ok, ok, its not flame grilled oven burning mahogany antiques, and its got an exciting blend of NO herbs and spices, but I find that allows you to actually taste the meat, which I think is a good thing. Dont go expecting 5 star Egon Ronay haw hee haw Johnny Foreigner nonsense, but a big pile of meat n chips for about a fiver, and it doesnt even come in a bun, hows that for variety!

Wow...what a cunning title.

Bah...house sitting for my folks for a while, so been offline, finally managed to get on with dial up tho, so thats SOMETHING. Yeah, yeah, I know there are children starving in the world, but the point is, I'm not, so the next thing I need after food and shelter is broadband!

Having said that, shock horror, I've dared to invest in my first MMORPG, or chatroom with a game attached, as they should be known. At least thats how I always viewed them, being ignorant and never having really played one! Now of course, I have got hold of World of Warcraft, and I have to say, it is very enjoyable, and amazingly, I can play it thru dial up! even when I only connect at 33.6k! ok, it gets a lil laggy in places, but in general, its still fully playable, even at latency of around 700-1000, and I'm generally hanging around the 300-400 area, which isnt bad. Having said that, when I return home it will mean that I can join in the live chat fun and connect my headset, as I'm not going to dare attempt to put voice streaming strain on my tiny connection. A multitude of tiny lil things have impressed me, just like running around with the usual WASD keys, and being able to type chat messages with W held down to continue running to my destination. More later, anyway, I may add a loada posts, just to catch up.

Dancing Cars?

Why bother going out and buying a new Citroen? There's nothing special about them...even an old 2CV can manage the whole transformer trick, well, maybe its pushed a LITTLE bit too far, but hey.
http://www.themoog.f2s.com/2CV.wmv

Also, I'm sure its been spread around a fair bit already, but this laughing yoga stuff, maybe I'm a cold hardened husk of a cynic, but I'm just not convinced.
http://snipurl.com/laughingyoga

Reliion and stuff...

Ok, so I went to have a look at Flash's blog, tried her link to the religion quiz, I may set up some links myself at some point. Anyway, sounds like maybe it has me down pretty much.

I came back as mainly agnostic, followed by buddhism, satanism (strange, but then I dont pretend to know what satanism really is about, I'm sure its not all beheading chickens while listening to Judas Priest), atheism then christianity at 4th. For now, if you're interested, take my link to Fink's blog, and take his link to Flash's.

I guess Buddhism coming in second, maybe its just that I look more like buddha than jesus, heh!

Does anyone else hope that soon someone will discover that the jamster ringtones, (Crazy Frog, Sweety, and the like) have subliminal messages that make you want to kill yourself? Its more likely than Judas Priest was, surely.

Honestly, I had to visit the DHSS, and I heard two phones let loose the audio pollution of crazy frog in about ten minutes, surely, if you are in the DHSS offices applying for ANYTHING, you certainly should NOT have 3 pounds spare to destroy MY air with that soul destroying sonar fug, grrr.

Anyway, in a spirit of art imitating life, here's my jolly link:
http://www.headstaggers.com/?shoe=flash&moo=show&id=22
Warning, as with virtually everything I do say, recommend or even think about, NSFW.

TOP TIP: De-stalk your iceberg lettuce by bashing it (stalk-down) on the table. Your stalk will fall out in one piece, leaving handfuls of lovely lettuce for a nice salad.

So, dont say I don't do anything for the health nuts in the world!

1st post

Yes, its my first post, you can expect it to be all dowhill from here.